She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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