Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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