do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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