She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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