She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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