I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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