I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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