Come see our sink grown plant.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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