I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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