The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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