haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I love black thongs
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
