I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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