you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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