why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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