i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I am morally bankrupt
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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