How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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