I want to stick my p in your. b.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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