I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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