She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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