If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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