all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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