Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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