you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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