K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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