You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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