I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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