forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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