All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Randomize
