apparently the secret to your success is patron
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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