i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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