You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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