I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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