Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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