Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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