it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
