I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Green mimosas i think yes
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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