I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
