Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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