How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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