New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i drank out of a bidet.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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