So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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