We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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