just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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