I want to make a zoo with you.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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