After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It's just like the Real World with babies
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Holy shit dude........stairs
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