YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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