Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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