While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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