Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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