She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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